Night Owl

new years resolutions

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 01:47:36 -0500

dustydgaf:

drink more

fuck more

live more

party more

fuck more

adventure more

see friends more

travel more

fuck more.

pm

ye ye

hippiefuck:iamskeletor:perfecting-failure:ashleyrawr: Saul: Hey...

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 01:10:24 -0500

hippiefuck:iamskeletor:perfecting-failure:ashleyrawr:

Saul: Hey look, it’s like my thumb is my cock!
Dale: That’s not gonna get us a ride, man…

I need to:

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 01:09:00 -0500

fix my phone
go shopping
buy my mom a gift for her birthday
get my ass to a fucking party
drink drink drink
smoke smoke smoke
dance dance dance
fuck fuck fuck
clean my room

I’m in a rly bad mood and there’s no one to talk to. lmao w.e fuck it. The screen to my...

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 00:54:22 -0500

I’m in a rly bad mood and there’s no one to talk to. lmao w.e fuck it. The screen to my phone is officially broken, so please don’t text me tonight and tomorrow. It’ll drive me crazy wondering who the text is from and what it says. gn.

I just remembered, every time someone would bring a gift to my Nana she would say “Get that...

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 00:38:07 -0500

I just remembered, every time someone would bring a gift to my Nana she would say “Get that the hell away from me” or “What the hell is this?” lmfao But she would always smile after opening it.

Ugh, I need a drink.

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 00:31:13 -0500

omg, can you guys stfu about sex? rofl

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 00:15:07 -0500

Reblog if I hate Alexis and he should die in a fire.

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 23:48:41 -0500

supitsrubi:

(via worshipandtribute)

I can't eat chocolate candy without drinking milk.

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 23:27:25 -0500

I just want to share my throbbing emotion, and shoot hot hug all over you.

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 23:02:14 -0500

http://theplaceswelive.com/

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 22:56:39 -0500

http://theplaceswelive.com/

Nine Inch Nails // Closer

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 22:34:39 -0500

Nine Inch Nails // Closer

thedailywhat: Hella Awesome Headgear of the Day: deeph0ney’s...

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 22:15:29 -0500

thedailywhat:

Hella Awesome Headgear of the Day: deeph0ney’s homemade Zoidberg balaclava.

“And that’s the story of how I got my new shell. It looks just like the one I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster. But this one had a live raccoon inside.”

[via.]

(via idealexploration)

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 22:13:13 -0500

(via idealexploration)

sup its rubi : rubi diz

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 22:10:05 -0500

sup its rubi : rubi diz
sup its rubi : rubi up in diz
sup its rubi : rubi diaz up in diaz

supitsrubi: LMFAO. This was just 5 minutes ago. My brother...

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 21:52:39 -0500

supitsrubi:

LMFAO. This was just 5 minutes ago. My brother & I were under the blanket on the livingroom couch w. one of my parakeets, and he let the bird go and it went flying towards the webcam and I just went nuts

ROFL WTH HE PULLS IT OUT OF HIS CROTCH.

My brother: I just jizzed in my pants

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 21:51:18 -0500

My brother: I just jizzed in my pants
Me: DON'T SAY THAT!!
My brother: WHY!? It just means I pissed in my pants
Me: Sighh
_____
rofl my mom and dad think it means that too.

christianftw:dearestdavy:miss-anthropic: sigh.

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 21:49:45 -0500

christianftw:dearestdavy:miss-anthropic:

sigh.

HAY TUMBLR THIZ IS WUT MAH HAIR LOOKZ LIEK OUT OF THE SHOWAH. I...

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 14:13:00 -0500

HAY TUMBLR THIZ IS WUT MAH HAIR LOOKZ LIEK OUT OF THE SHOWAH. I IZ A LION. roar.

my dads playin golf on the wii. lawlsz. he looks like Doc from back to the future. heh heh…

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 13:25:00 -0500

my dads playin golf on the wii. lawlsz. he looks like Doc from back to the future.

heh heh…